May 2013
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I'm doing commissions!
Greetings, everyone! Eggman here, with an important announcement! Doubtlessly, you’ve all heard of the upcoming “Sonic: Lost World.” Gweh heh heh! Of course, I want in on the action too, and will be launching a new evil scheme to thwart that hopeless hedgehog, once and for all! …but, of course, robots and giant space stations cost a lot of money. So I’m offering to...
May 19th
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May 2nd
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April 2013
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Ah, an excellent choice! Who wouldn’t enjoy listening to me throughout their entire adventure?
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Apr 28th
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dr-baconman: Aha!  My warping device worked!  So, this is where that eggy moron has been hiding out… Attention, citizens of “tumblr!”  I’m Dr. Baconman, the greatest scientific genius in the world!  Don’t pay any attention to that eggheaded idiot who thinks he’s the greatest.  He couldn’t hold a candle to my intellect! If you wish to ask me a question, perhaps I will deign to answer… But for...
Apr 28th
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fireydragon312 asked: Any dr eggman key chains?
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August 2012
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Eggman's Most Liked Blogs (July 2012)
                                    Ooh hoo hoo! I thought I’d take a break from answering questions to share my current blogging habits. Get a load of these! Ask the Eggman Another me? Yes! My counterpart here is quite the gentleman, and I advise (read: demand) checking out his blog! Ask Robotnik Weh heh heh! As if two of me weren’t enough, I’ve found yet another version of...
Aug 1st
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July 2012
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WatchWatch
Out of Character Notice: Hey guys! I’ve just been hired as a first grade teacher today! Whoo-hoo! I’ll be continuing to write for Ask Eggman, but in the upcoming weeks and months, expect updates around here to slow down a bit. I hope you continue to enjoy my updates, less frequent though they may be! I start my in-service work a week from today, and then I officially start the school...
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        Ah, but seriously, Bowser old boy, it is always good to see you. If you’re ever up for crashing the Olympic games again, you know who to call!
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                          Ah, I’ve returned from the most relaxing getaway! …What? Even evil geniuses such as I need a little me time every now and then.  But now I’m rested, relaxed, and ready to conquer the world again! Dr. Eggman’s back, and this time Sonic and his pesky friends don’t stand a chance! Oooh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! *ahem* …Oh right,...
Jul 10th
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I’ve enjoyed answering your delightfully droll questions, everyone, but I must take a reprieve from enlightening all of you in order to make travel arrangements! I, Dr. Eggman, will be traveling for the next two weeks. Where, you ask? That’s a secret, you simpletons!  I’ll return on July 6, 2012, so eagerly await my arrival! …Await better than that! Come on, like you...
Jul 10th
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Ask Eggman!
                               Mwa ha ha ha ha! Welcome, mindless masses! It is I, the extraordinary mastermind Dr. Ivo Robotnik, and I’ve decided to grace you all with my vast repository of knowledge by answering your petty questions! Stand in awe of my rapier wit, dashing good looks, impeccable strength, and, er… rapier wit!  As future subjects of the Eggman Empire,...
Jul 10th
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