Alas, flight will remain but a dream for me. Thanks for trying, Ice King.
Greetings to all my minions, robots, and adoring fans! I'm DR. EGGMAN, the greatest scientific genius of the world, and this is my personal blog!
Apparently my PR ratings aren't faring too well, so I've decided to do something about it by speaking to my eminent subjects! Do you have a question for your future emperor? How about some Eggman fan content? Send it my way! Who knows? If I like you enough, I might go easier on you all once I've conquered the world! Gweh heh heh heh heh!